How many positions is enough?

So now I’m a sex columnist. A big shout out to one of the homies who reached out to share this resource of over 500 sex positions. Let’s talk about it.

What do you do with this information? I don’t know but my wise-woman council told me to post this for the 3 position bros (and for the record, I’d rather be a master of 3 than a novice of 400). The homie said make a spreadsheet and keep track of what you tried; I suggested that the pursuit of exploring all these positions is an Onlyfans page. (Shout out to them for labeling by levels of safety)

Why Jason why!? I feel like people assume that as time passes, they get better at sex and romance and that’s just not true. Like everything else, it requires work and education and a willingness to be a novice in the path to becoming an expert.

Send this to the group chat. Send it to your homies and chat about what you see. How many positions are you looking for in an experience?

Happy humping on this hump day!